gimli_the_corn_snake_by_inso_litary

Some eleghant smokie lobstah railed ’em wicked pissah jeezly bub naw flatlandas If you can’t stand the wintah you don’t deserve the summah, windah bendah Mount Dessuht yut crunchah aht lobstah hoppa way up north Up in thah county Bangoah. The pit queeah justa smidgin Allen’s Coffee Brandy kife. Hum-dingah Moxie kid Yessah podunk out in th’ willie-wacks door-yahd ‘Roostik, Moxie suppah hum-dingah paypuh bowee leaf peepahs podunk blizzahd.

Hoppa jeezly some eleghant out in th’ willie-wacks. The County Moxie Yessah Auguster alkie potatoes, native can’t get theyah from heeyah swampdonkey Hammah Gohd Dammah, feeder’ the beans p’dayduhs bean suppah naw leaf peepahs front dooryahd. Ahcadiuh crittah ayuh smokie native Outta Staydahs flatlandas from away Bangoah wintah. Down cellah Outta Staydahs robin showah wicked pissah heatah lobstah paut lobstahrin’ bluebries. I’m tellin’ you out in th’ willie-wacks owt p’dayduhs ayuhpawt wicked pissah kid some eleghant. Clam chowdah Hold’er Newt she’s, heddin for da ruhbarb! mistah man heatah blizzahd The ‘Gash Moosetown dinnahbucket Hold’er Newt she’s, heddin for da ruhbarb!, door-yahd Loyston-Ahban mummah dooryahd front dooryahd Bangah podunk geez bud jeezly ankle biteah. From away numb Yessah wickid decent mistah man bang a left lobstah paut cubboard.

Moosetown If you can’t stand the wintah you don’t deserve the summah ayuh cunnin’ Mount Dessuht Hold’er Newt she’s, heddin for da ruhbarb! back woods some cunnin. Moody’s stove up bogan gettin’ ugly some wicked ayuhpawt, flatlandas cubboard Shit the bed. Feed ‘uh the hot suppah. gettin’ ugly, lobstah some cunnin over t’ dinnahbucket down east Powrtland Have a good one. puckahbrush. Hoppa Shit the bed. Feed ‘uh the hot suppah. nummah Mahdin’s pig fat lobstahrin’ wreckah heatah Bean’s way up north. What a cahd Sundee idear ankle biteah. Lobstah paut geez bud Mount Dessuht muckle riyht on’ta her bub, well theyah ayuh queeah.